Looking for dog quotes? Here's a collection that'll make you eye your doggy friend with puppy love, make you laugh, and some will just make you think.
Some of these paw-perfect quotes inspire. Some are just plain funny. Whether it's inspirational or simply funny, you're bound to find a great quote that express your loving feelings about your favorite pet in the world!
Enjoy these dog quotations and celebrate your days with your dog!
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.
-- O.A. Battista
Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
-- Colette
Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching.
-- Rudyard Kipling
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-- Roger Caras
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.
-- Milan Kundera
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
-- Dave Barry
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
-- Roger Caras
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
-- Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Every dog must have his day.
-- Jonathan Swift
Happiness is a warm puppy.
-- Charles M. Schulz
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
-- Author Unknown
I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby.
-- Aaron Eckhart
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
-- Will Rogers
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
-- Gilda Radner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-- Rita Rudner
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
-- Andy Rooney
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
-- Fran Lebowitz
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
-- Cowboy Wisdom
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either.
-- Author Unknown
If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
-- Author Unknown
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
-- John Steinbeck
Labradors [are] lousy watchdogs. They usually bark when there is a stranger about, but it is an expression of unmitigated joy at the chance to meet somebody new, not a warning.
-- Norman Strung
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
-- Author Unknown
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
-- Rita Rudner
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.
-- Louis Sabin
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
-- Christopher Morley
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.
-- Bern Williams
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.
-- Author Unknown
Puppies are nature's remedy for feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life.
-- Richard Allan Palm
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother — and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
-- Winston Pendleton
The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
-- Henry Ward Beecher
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
-- Samuel Butler
The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
-- Author Unknown
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-- Author Unknown
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-- Ben Williams
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
-- Smiley Blanton
To err is human, to forgive, canine.
-- Author Unknown
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.
-- George Eliot
When you feel dog tired at night, it may be because you've growled all day long.
-- Author Unknown
Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
-- Gene Hill
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'
-- Dave Barry
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